It’s been a minuuuuute, but in honor of the big weekend, let’s update.

You’ll notice that I’ve added this groovy “dates” section to the bar on the right. Isn’t it swell? Now you crazies can stalk me wherever I go. You know who you are. It’s also my first Halloween in America in three years and boy, do I love the scandalous outfits you ladies bring out. Don’t let the frozen tundra outside sway you otherwise. For those of you in Philly, my Barca roomie, Isaac Jordan, and I will be rocking out at Voyeur tonight…and until 6 AM. Come on by, my name works at the door.

And now for some new joints. Just because I haven’t shared edits with you folks in a while doesn’t mean I don’t have bundles of fresh ones. J. Cole, Drake, Nicki Minaj, and one Halloween themed joint. Can you figure out which one it is?!

Outkast – Dracula’s Wedding ft. Kelis (Chazz Rockwell Edit)

J. Cole – Mr. Nice Watch ft. Jay-Z (Chazz Rockwell Short Edit)

J. Cole – Can’t Get Enough ft. Trey Songz (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Big Sean – Dance (Ass) Remix ft. Nicki Minaj (Chazz Rockwell Short Edit)

Waka Flocka Flame – Round Of Applause Remix ft. Drake (Chazz Rockwell Edit)

The Weeknd – The Zone ft. Drake (Chazz Rockwell Short Edit)

It had to be done. Here’s 6 intro edits to start with (in order of my personal taste in case you were curious). Now you can feel extra current when you DJ. Hit “play” to play. Click the “download” button to, ummm, download. Serato cue points and levels are all set as usual.

Jay-Z & Kanye West – Ni__as In Paris (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Jay-Z & Kanye West – Primetime (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Jay-Z & Kanye West – New Day (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Jay-Z & Kanye West – Made In America (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Jay-Z & Kanye West – H.A.M. (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Jay-Z & Kanye West – That’s My Bitch (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

More?! I’ve always got more. Tomorrow is the day.

Jojo – Marvin’s Room (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Dirty Money - Loving You No More Remix ft. Busta Rhymes & Drake (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Chris Brown ft. Drake, Kanye West & Andre 3000 – Deuces Remix (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Drake ft. Busta Rhymes – Best I Ever Had (Chazz Rockwell Intro Edit)

In anticipation of my Drake meets the Weeknd remix that I’m dropping this week, what do you say I bless you DJs with a plethora of Drake edits for the cloob? Also, everyone hates on Wheelchair Jimmy, but can we talk about how he’s rocking a Luniz “I Got 5 on it” T-shirt for one second? Swag.

P.S. Hulkshare has been acting a little crazy lately so if any links go down just drop just me a comment, tweet, email, or singing telegram and I’ll fix it.

Drake – Marvin’s Room (Chazz Rockwell Short Edit)

Drake – Dreams Money Can Buy (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

T.I. – Poppin’ Bottles ft. Drake (Chazz Rockwell Edit)

DJ Khaled – I’m On One ft. Lil Wayne, Drake & Rick Ross (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Kanye West – All of the Lights Remix ft. Lil Wayne, Drake & Big Sean (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Rihanna – What’s My Name ft. Drake (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Nicki Minaj – Moment 4 Life ft. Drake (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Dirty Money – Loving You No More ft. Drake (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

I’ve been getting some lovely twitter and facebook hollers from last week’s edits. Don’t be shy, DJs. Holler with any requests. I’ve got huuundreds of these. Here’s some new club joints to help you get it in this weekend.

Golly, this song is going to blow the fuck up real soon:

Wiz Khalifa – Roll Up (Chazz Rockwell Edit)

Another example of how good Bobby Ray can be when he does his Andre 3000 impression:

Travis Porter – Make It Rain Remix ft. B.o.B. (Chazz Rockwell Edit)

Dirty Money – Someone To Love Me Remix ft. Mary J. Blige & Lil Wayne (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Nicki Minaj – Moment 4 Life ft. Drake (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Sans Chris Brown’s stupid verse:

Chris Brown – Look At Me Now ft. Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Snoop actually has a whole bunch of pretty awesome tracks out right now:

Snoop Dogg – Boom ft. T-Pain (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Sans the molester’s stupid verse:

Snoop Dogg – Platinum ft. R. Kelly (Chazz Rockwell Edit)

You already know this is my favorite joint in this whole batch:

Cam’ron & Vado – Hey Muma (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Annnd why not?

Bruno Mars – Grenade (Chazz Rockwell Edit)

My iTunes tells me I have 23 Kanye edits, but here’s eleven I picked in an attempt to keep things varied. Holler back DJs. If you want one that’s not on here, just let me know.

Kanye West – Good Friday (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Kanye West – Christian Dior Denim Flow (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Q-Tip – We Fight, We Love Remix ft. Kanye West & Consequence (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Stromae feat. Kanye West & Gilbere Forte’ – Alors On Danse (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Kanye West & Jay-Z – That’s My Bitch ft. Elly Jackson (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Kanye West – Monster ft. Nicki Minaj (Chazz Rockwell Short Edit)

Kanye West – Devil In A New Dress (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Kanye West – Dark Fantasy (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

88 Keys ft. Kanye West – Stay Up (Viagra) (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Alicia Keys ft. Kanye West – No One Remix (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Sophia Fresh ft. Kanye West – What It Is (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

You know an announcement is big when I break out the AOL Translator. As I may or may not have mentioned since my return, there’s a lot of big things happening this week. This is including, but not limited to, this website. First up, I’m taking the old way of downloading songs and scrapping it for a sexy music player built into the blob herself. Gone are the days of following links to a file sharing site to stream a song! Test it out on the batch of edits I put up in the last post.

Keri Hilson – Pretty Girl Rock Remix ft. Kanye West (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Wiz Khalifa & Curren$y – Huey Newton (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Curren$y – Michael Knight Remix ft. Raekwon (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

J. Cole – Blow Up (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

J. Cole – Who Dat (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

First of all, I’m not much of a movie snob, but Hype Williams completely ripped off Gaspar Noé in this video. Haven’t seen Enter The Void? Don’t take my word for it, have a look for yourself.

However, Hype can do whatever the fuck he wants so long as he keeps putting Rihanna in outfits like the one she’s wearing in this video. Just look at all that side boob, and that’s my favorite kind of boob! Now that the obligatory Kanye post is out of the way, it’s music time.

Kanye West & Jay-Z – H.A.M. (Travis Barker Remix)

Infinitely better than the original. It’s off of the Travis Barker mixtape that just dropped. You can download that here. This track is also worth hearing:

Travis Barker feat. Swizz Beatz, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross & Game – Can A Drummer Get Some

(Re-up for that dude who asked for it)

Keri Hilson – Pretty Girl Rock Remix ft. Kanye West (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

A lot of you muhfuckas have been commenting about expired links. That’s your fault for sleeping on shit and my fault for not re-posting links when asked. I’ll be a good now, I promise. Now here’s some good music for dat ass, the clubby shit will come later in the week so stay tuned.

Wiz Khalifa & Curren$y – Huey Newton (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Curren$y – Michael Knight Remix ft. Raekwon (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

J. Cole – Blow Up (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

J. Cole – Who Dat (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Kanye West hops on Keri Hilson’s new track as they attempt round 2 after their super successful collab last year on “Knock You Down”. This is some catchy shit so be careful, dudes. Anyway, I’ve got edits for dayyysss and there’s plenty more coming.

Keri Hilson – Pretty Girl Rock Remix ft. Kanye West (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

First…again.

Bonus:

Here’s the original, though I have no idea why you would ever need it, and a seldom heard Keri remix from last year.

Keri Hilson – Pretty Girl Rock (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

Keri Hilson – Turnin’ Me On Remix ft. T-Pain & Lil Wayne (Chazz Rockwell Dirty Edit)

Or should I say Kanye, Jay, and the chick from La Roux? Anyway, this is the second track off the EP turned full length LP from Kanye West and Jay-Z titled Watch The Throne. Pete Rock revealed that the G.O.O.D. Friday track he produced, “The Joy”, will also appear on the album. I also read a separate interview with Pete Rock where he said that he made that beat in 1997. Wow. Another little known fact, this is the first Pete Rock beat that Jay-Z has ever laid a verse on. Good thing he absolutely merks it.

Kanye West & Jay-Z – That’s My Bitch ft. Elly Jackson

Kanye West – The Joy ft. Pete Rock, Jay-Z, Charlie Wilson, Curtis Mayfield & Kid Cudi

Bonus:

Kanye West & Jay-Z – That’s My Bitch ft. Elly Jackson (Chazz Rockwell Intro)

First! Also, I’ve got plenty of edits for Kanye’s new tracks from the past months. Expect those soon.